Seatbelt broken? I
can fix that!
New TV too big for the old
cabinet? I can fix that!
No bottle opener? I can fix
that!
Room too dark using compact
fluorescents? I can fix that!
Electrical problem? I
can fix that!
Car stereo stolen? I can
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen? I
Car imported from the wrong country?
Satellite go out in the rain? I
Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.
Display rack falling over? I
Desk overloaded? I can fix
that!
Car can't be ordered with the "Woody"
option? I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging? I
Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!
No skate park in town? I can
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