cheka jamani !!!

Mtalii na mtafsiri wake hotelini

Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.

Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.

Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.

Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have

Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.

Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.

Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.

Mtafsiri: They don't cook here

Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.

Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,

Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao. Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home. Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.

Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.

Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.

Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy, he want to call the police!