Man , Woman and Marriage

A woman worries about the future, till she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she wo't change and she does.

A man will pay Tsh 20000 for a Tsh 10000 item he needs.
A woman will pay Tsh 10000 for a Tsh 20000 item that she does't need.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.