DEFINITIONS

School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.




Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.



Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.



Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"


Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.



Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.



Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.



Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.



Smile:A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.