Laughter, the Best Medicine

American: "In our country 90% of the marriages are made                               through e-mail!"

Indian: "In India, 100% of the marriages are made with females!" 
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Boss: Where were you born ?
Indian : India.
Boss : which part ?
Indian : What! Which part? The Whole body, of course!
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Man  : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Man:  Very surprising! Your car can start with the TEA. In my country all the cars can start with petrol only.
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Abdul  was busy removing a wheel from his auto (Three wheel taxi).
Badrul: "Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?"
Abdul: "Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler!"
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Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Candidate: 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Candidate:  Every year, of course!.
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Two Pakistanis were fixing a bomb in a car.
# 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
# 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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On a romantic day, the girlfriend asked boy friend, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring".
Boy Friend: "Yes sure, from landline or mobile!"
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New employee on the first day of work,  worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what he was whole evening.
New Employee: "Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright!"

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