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Saturday, August 7, 2010

The Computer Hubby
Husband (Returning late from work ) :
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."


Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.


Wife : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found ...


Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...


Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters ...


Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.


Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : By Default.


Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.


Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable.
Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.


Wife : Are you going to drink some wine?
Husband : File system is full.


Wife : What is my value in the family ?
Husband : Unknown Virus.



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Posted by Safari at Saturday, August 07, 2010
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

really?

August 29, 2010 at 7:35 PM

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